You rub it with your sleeve…
Thank you, thank you for freeing me from the lamp! I grant you one, no not three, deflation you know, energy auditor SUPER POWER! So, what will it be? I can grant you any SUPER POWER to perform the most awesome energy audits in the history of mankind. I will grant you this power but you must use if wisely. Perhaps you will squander it, perhaps you will keep it a secret, only for yourself, consider wisely…
Not sure? Perhaps you’d like INFRARED VISION? No more infrared cameras for you! You’ll SEE into the walls, the roof, the ceiling, you will be as Ozmandius!
Perhaps you’d like the capacity to FLY FROM HOME TO HOME? No more driving between homes, that will be for mere mortals. You will fly over traffic, defy road construction, laugh in the teeth of rush hours.
Or maybe you’d like to possess the MIGHTY WIND. You laugh, thinking that you already have the mighty wind. I could grant you the ability to depressurize a home without tools, with exact calibration known immediately to your mind. And your mind alone. You will be as the house whisperer!
No? Then perhaps you’d like to have SUPER REPORT WRITING PROWESS! You’ll write reports at a blistering pace, with the analysis skills of Jack Bauer, the wit of T.S. Eliot, the grace of Annie Dillard. Your clients will be awed with the reports you deliver!
Or perhaps… perhaps, you’d like the ability to PERSUADE. It sounds like nothing doesn’t it. To simply be able to persuade your clients to act, to persuade them, to influence them to make the right decisions. To have the power to move from Audit to Action!
Choose now. Choose well.